Nobody knows where Meowdy came from. One day the saloon doors swung open and there he was: an orange tabby with a tin star and zero fear of red candles.
🏜️ SHERIFF'S OFFICE
He cleaned up the frontier. Ran the jeets outta town. Stared down a grizzly at high noon and the grizzly blinked first.
Now he's sheriff of the Solana frontier. The badge is real. The utility is not. Meowdy, partner.
11:59
the grizzly blinked first.
🏦 FIRST BANK OF MEOWDYVILLE
TODAY'S SPECIALS
- SUPPLY — 1,000,000,000 $MEOWDY. One for every mouse in the territory.
- TAXES — 0%. Taxin' honest folk is fer varmints.
- LP — Burned. Watched it myself. 🔥
- MINT — Revoked. Nobody prints money in this town. Not even the sheriff.
- FREEZE — Revoked. Yer coins are yers, partner.
"No staking. No AI. No metaverse. If a coin with a cat in a hat needed a whitepaper, we'd all be in real trouble."
🏪 GENERAL STORE
Four steps. Even Paper Hands Pete managed three of 'em.
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1 GIT YERSELF A SADDLEBAG
Download Phantom. Every outlaw needs somewhere to keep the loot.
Get Phantom → -
2 RUSTLE UP SOME SOL
Buy SOL in Phantom or send it in from an exchange. Yes, even that one.
How to get SOL → -
3 MOSEY ON OVER TO PUMP.FUN
Tap the button. The CA's already loaded in the barrel.
Open pump.fun → -
4 PULL THE TRIGGER
Swap SOL fer $MEOWDY. Zero tax. Welcome to The Posse, partner. 🤝
Swap now →
📈 TELEGRAPH OFFICE
WIRE'S QUIET.
TAP TO TAP IN. ☠️
TAP TO TAP IN. ☠️
AWAITING SIGNAL FROM THE FRONTIER... STOP... AWAITING SIGNAL... STOP...
"Chart goes up, chart goes down. Sheriff don't blink either way."
⛓️ MEOWDYVILLE JAIL
WANTED
PAPER HANDS PETE
"Sold the bottom. Twice. Reward: 0 SOL. He ain't worth it."
WANTED
JEET JEREMIAH
"Crimes: farmin' the launch, cryin' on X. Last seen blaming 'market conditions.'"
WANTED
BEARTHOLOMEW
"A literal bear. Ran outta town at high noon. Still runnin'."
MAKE YER OWN
Every outlaw needs a poster. Make yers. Post it. Tag the Sheriff.
🍻 THE SALOON
Doors always open. Boots optional. Paws mandatory.
real af"this cat shot first"— ANON WHO SURVIVED 2022
real af"meowdy, partner"— EVERY REPLY GUY NOW
fake af"I need to see the roadmap"— MAN IN A SUIT, LOST